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Dating Demotivational Poster

RULE #4 -

TAGS: daughter dating father rules
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:22 pm
the notches in the chokes is a Browning thing, so i`d guess its a Browning...
dragonjimm - May 11, 2012, 8:19 pm
note the chokes in the end. denotes a quality sporting gun.the guy probably shoots skeet, so running wont help.
GaryO - May 11, 2012, 9:24 am
I agree, spy, but if the ol’ man is anything like I was, he’s got his foot on the lad’s neck, giving it the appearance of a side by side. Either way, it’s a convincing tool. 5L for the memories, Bruzilla. Cheers.
spypengen - May 11, 2012, 8:25 am
side by side configuration looks better than the over under configuration above but 5L anyway
SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 8:17 pm
5L for wholehearted approval. I have a pretty daughter. And a 12 gauge.

DADD - nuff said

TAGS: dadd dad s against daughters dating
Rating: 4.62/5

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slurzup - December 9, 2011, 6:13 pm
sorry to hear!
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 9:21 pm
D: I want my dad to join.


TAGS: dad daughter dating loaded trigger
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by timmey

M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 11:08 am
The sound of a soft pack being mounted... bullet chain being entered into the rifle... top cover closing... *click-click* Nighty night son... my M249 just got off of 5afety
carebear - March 13, 2012, 11:06 am
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 11:01 am

I prefer my old satin nickel Colt Model 1911, .45ACP. Actioning the slide has such a crisp, authoritative sound, don't you think? But then I do have that 870 with the entry stock on it,, but it never goes with my outfit, and I worry I'll break a nail.
carebear - March 12, 2012, 12:29 pm
(carebear BANNED)
artic - March 10, 2012, 2:50 am
12 Gauge 3" Magnum 385 Grain Power Point Tip Slug. He wont be getting up with one of these to the chest
WellThatSucked - March 1, 2012, 3:39 pm
got a few bullets caught in my shoulder but i did it
carebear - March 1, 2012, 12:30 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - March 1, 2012, 11:28 am
12 Gauge. 3", #4 buck.
carebear - February 29, 2012, 10:55 pm
(carebear BANNED)
WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 7:16 pm
challenge accepted


1st Date -

WARNING TO ALL WOMEN - Don't date morons.

TAGS: fool dating stupid funny notes
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by paulosportivo

livegrape - September 4, 2011, 9:50 pm
how does this relate to le5bo's?
the1stCOMMI3 - September 4, 2011, 5:06 pm
don't forget, women can be le5bo!

FATEFULNESS - We told you not to cheat on her. Did you listen? No. Is it to late to run? Yes.

TAGS: sniper cheating dating
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by VladTepes3

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:50 am
Honey, does this .50 caliber sniper rifle make me look fat?
Bardon - October 15, 2010, 4:26 am
Did you mean "Faithfulness" or am I missing something - which I gladly concede may well be the case.
VladTepes3 - October 14, 2010, 9:10 pm
how do i bost the contrast? (sorry, but i'm pretty new to this)
ICEMAN - October 14, 2010, 6:48 pm
I'll give it a 4 on the caption. If you run, you just die tired.
Reality Lord - October 14, 2010, 6:43 pm

if you can't find a better pic try bumping the contrast up a bit....but only if its like a really killer pic.
VladTepes3 - October 14, 2010, 6:40 pm
son of a bi- .... it didn't look pixeleated in the preveiw... sorry.
Faceplant31 - October 14, 2010, 6:39 pm
I tried to tell you to find a better pic but instead you just found another pixelated one. 3L is the best you will get for this

TIP #3 -

TAGS: internet crazy dating
Rating: 4.32/5

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Soulcatcher78 - April 18, 2014, 11:13 pm
Nice use of my image :) http://soulcatcher78.deviantart.com/art/OMFG-35720488
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:35 pm
Yep, a guy with a job AND a car... That is pure gold up here.
Greeny - July 2, 2013, 6:57 pm
You’re just underestimating your irresistibility
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:07 am
I had to block her just so the messages would stop after she threatened to block me and I did not respond. (le sigh)
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:07 am
The other was half insane, desperate, super needy, demanding, and jealous after chatting for only 3 days. Thank the Gods for giving me the intelligence to spot it before meeting. The moment I asked her to stop messaging me, she blew a gasket.
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:04 am
I was giving it another go on the online scene. I met one cool person and went out for a beer to escape the heat and had a great conversation a few days ago.
GaryO - July 2, 2013, 9:05 am
Geeezus! Haven’t been there, but now somehow feel I have.
Reality Lord - July 2, 2013, 8:22 am

been there.....omg....soooooo true.

IT NEVER SAID - for how long

6 Ft Under -

TAGS: life death dating marriage regret
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

EmilioDumphque - August 1, 2014, 10:40 am
...but everybody looks both ways before crossing the street.



TAGS: monkey dating
Rating: 4.78/5

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agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 2:09 am
Well done.

A History Of Violence -

TAGS: love marriage dating relationships suicide
Rating: 4.65/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 6:18 am
Both are better than lust marriages.

INTERNET DATING - it makes me lol

FRIEND ZONED - I want a man who's as handsome as you As kind as you, as funny as you, as smart as you Who's not you


TAGS: life time woman joke check mom dating daughter fantasy ***y eyes beauty
Rating: 2.89/5

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Joshy8632 - November 16, 2009, 2:25 pm
SVT - October 16, 2009, 5:18 pm
why pick? go for both.
bastian - October 15, 2009, 6:49 am
i'd pick the mom
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 6:06 pm
Great Minds think alike.#63538
CANADA - October 14, 2009, 3:27 pm
True! but im still more of a "Live the moment" type a guy


TAGS: clone war dating personality change end
Rating: 4.58/5

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Reality Lord - December 1, 2010, 7:23 am



TAGS: dating humor
Rating: 3.71/5

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lgvernon - January 14, 2012, 6:33 pm

They just both look so disgruntled, it was the first thing that came to mind.
jig - January 14, 2012, 4:49 pm
The loudest lol of my day.

IM BRINGING GANGSTER BACK - and i kept my pants up and everything.



TAGS: anime dating life reality
Rating: 4.85/5

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Benlulz - January 21, 2011, 11:28 am
5L's, picture + comment this one.
jameswnash - January 20, 2011, 11:43 pm
lmao 5 tentacles!
Airman - January 20, 2011, 4:22 pm


TAGS: dating fun
Rating: 4.96/5

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Hicktown - June 24, 2011, 11:36 am
Unleash the inner bea5t

ALONE - Sure there are other fish in the sea, but I'm a human. And I'm not into beastiality.

TAGS: alone dating animals
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by VladTepes3

culos - October 15, 2010, 5:42 pm
if you think that's disturbing wait till you get to know Moo+ a little better....
VladTepes3 - October 15, 2010, 5:31 pm
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 5:20 pm
LOL!! that's our Mooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2010, 5:15 pm
Hey Sailor!
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 4:55 pm
he is...
VladTepes3 - October 15, 2010, 4:42 pm
I prefer a nice, cute, queit, masochist girl. (human of course)
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 3:29 pm
you say that now, but you haven't met our resident cow......yet

JEWISH DATABASE FOR DATING - Really? Because I didn't think that Jewish people liked to be on lists. -Adam Sandler


Conflicted -

TAGS: conflicted racist undead dating species
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

concern3 - November 30, 2014, 5:29 am
Fabulous a 5er
spacedog - July 1, 2013, 12:11 pm
HA! I'm innocent...ish. It's international space, meaning no rules. (Clever run of posters Ism. Very funny 5tuff.)
Reality Lord - July 1, 2013, 7:51 am

we have begun a "free the rerun" campaign....all donations accepted.


TAGS: hammy goats dating
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

Hawamleh - September 8, 2011, 9:09 am
Yummy :D
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 9:30 pm
Poor Hammy, goat5 'ar' Us
GySgt1811 - September 7, 2011, 9:21 pm
Looks like a field expedient, bio-based mine clearing op to me. (Wake up the cooks.)
TheLeprechaun - September 7, 2011, 8:40 pm
I could tell stories about what I saw the Somalis do to them, but it is too much...even for Motifake After Dark.

PERFECT RELATIONSHIP - I need a woman who loves me for my money, and who is bad at math.

TAGS: dating money
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - February 14, 2013, 2:11 am
All is good, brother. Just extremely busy. Hope all is well with you.
Reality Lord - February 12, 2013, 5:53 am

lolz...nice to see you wtfo. all good man?

D.A.D.D. -

TAGS: dads against daughters dating
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by demon001

thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 31, 2014, 10:59 am
That's right! If he thinks otherwise he's in for a surprise.


ONLINE DATING - Distance is to love like wind is to fire... it extinguishes the small and kindles the great!

TAGS: online dating love
Rating: 4.9/5

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forseti - February 11, 2012, 12:38 pm
very nice!


TAGS: camping creepy dating occupy patience
Rating: 4.68/5

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Reality Lord - January 12, 2012, 5:43 pm


INTERNET DATING - I am athletic, passionate, and hung like a horse. I like walks on the beach.. Never reply to an ad without a picture.


TAGS: gentleman dating prudence courtesy finesse
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 1:24 pm
Call me!
spacedog - August 1, 2010, 1:15 pm
Love it Aggy. It's always about lubrication. 5L

DATING SITES - What you see is not always what you get

TAGS: ugly dating sites marraige matchmaker
Rating: 2.83/5

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Krissie - July 22, 2009, 1:51 am
sorry, but the ph**oshopping on this is terrible...


TAGS: internet dating warning psycho fishy
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - July 3, 2013, 6:05 pm
5 catch and releases.

The Butchers Wife -

TAGS: surgery marriage dating violence amputation
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - July 12, 2014, 8:00 am

Another Woman's Treasure -

TAGS: exes women leftovers dating
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 4, 2014, 1:55 am
A sammich only a man could appreciate?
Greeny - January 3, 2014, 4:21 pm
Mmmmm... banana & mayo


SILICON VALLEY NET WORTH - Remember when you said you wouldn't go out with him for a million bucks? Well...

Every 9 Seconds -

TAGS: patience dating google b**** slap
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

MissPriss - August 12, 2014, 8:37 pm



TAGS: deja vu dating marraige
Rating: 4.73/5

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ICEMAN - September 9, 2012, 1:04 am
Especially if it's from a Canuckian.


MY LAST (AND FINAL) INTERNET HOOK-UP - Drove to the BP, gassed-up and drove her home

TAGS: dating servie fail
Rating: 4.45/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2014, 10:35 am
Look5 as if she emerged from BP spill.


PROBABILITIES - The universe laughs at them

Christianmingle -

TAGS: christian atheism dating singles
Rating: 4.55/5

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mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:47 am
ROTFL!!! Join and be judged! The extreme Christian Right. Every bit as destructive in their own way, as any other extreme fundamentalists. You can destroy lives without killing. Yup. I went there. Oops. 5L! Bonus points for coming from 'Jesus Wept' !!
JesusWept - February 5, 2015, 7:14 am
Thanks :)
Oldsod - February 5, 2015, 6:19 am
Oh...that's so wrong, I don't even know how to properly respond! 5'd
GaryO - February 4, 2015, 11:44 pm


TAGS: dating choice embrace amateur
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cubbybear - November 2, 2010, 1:10 pm
Story of my life...LOL!


TAGS: dating monkey evil memories
Rating: 4/5

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Reality Lord - January 10, 2011, 1:18 pm


DADDY'S LITTLE PRINCESS - He's here to pick her up

TAGS: princess women dating
Rating: 2.12/5

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lolatthisknob - May 19, 2009, 1:38 am
I dont wonder WHY people do it, thats easy - they are f***in attention wh***s who got picked on at school and had no friends. This guy obviously thinks hes fugly and cant get any worse, and is a fag - so hey, why not make myself a bigger freak.
Shelby - January 8, 2009, 8:16 pm
I've always wondered about these people.... How do they shave?!?!??
LogicDude - January 4, 2009, 6:19 pm
*will FOLLOW*
LogicDude - January 4, 2009, 6:19 pm
All he'll get at my house is a .45 ACP round to the face...and NO, that metal crap won't deflect the bullet...although it follow it through his head.
Scorpio7 - January 4, 2009, 5:36 pm
The only way this dude would ever get NEAR my daughter (if I had one), is if he was ALSO attending my funeral.

ONLINE DATING - On the Internet... no one knows that you are a dog

TAGS: dogs internet dating
Rating: 1.57/5

Sex In The City -

TAGS: love dating marriage *** gambling
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

ughomer - September 1, 2014, 12:28 pm
2 funny!
GaryO - September 1, 2014, 8:42 am
Heh heh

Dancing With Wolves -

TAGS: dancing *** enemy marriage dating
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - July 11, 2014, 10:50 pm
LMAO. Thank you :)
GaryO - July 11, 2014, 9:16 pm
Well, that does it. That cartoon wench has turned me into a horn dog…..’scuse me...........well, shyt. I’ve got the attention of a gold fish. Rather unnerving. Dang thing keeps starin’ at me.


The Laws Of Attraction -

What's Love Got To Do With It -

Ace's & Eight's -

TAGS: drinking alcohol amazon partying dating
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - May 21, 2014, 11:27 pm
Thanks for all the support. The inspiration for the poster was just the thought of a non-alcoholic version of beer goggles leaving the person wearing them a dead man. :)
GaryO - May 21, 2014, 1:52 pm
Well, they do make me a tad moist....
steve1961 - May 21, 2014, 1:38 pm
Admit it...my tactlessness and discourtesy is what you love about me, G.
GaryO - May 21, 2014, 9:03 am
Heh, Emilio can’t help but call ‘em how he sees ‘em. It’s his pragmatic slant that has made me more attentive to verbiage. It’s appreciated.
GaryO - May 21, 2014, 9:02 am
Greybeard, you are a class act. There are two members here of whom their tact and courtesy come thru, and quite naturally. That’s maoworks2 and you, Mr Greybeard. Thank you for gracing this site.
Greybeard - May 21, 2014, 1:08 am
Whoops. Apologies for the grammar mistake. Thank you for the critique. :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 20, 2014, 10:06 pm
Can you lay off the spelling critique? No one enjoys that.
EmilioDumphque - May 20, 2014, 6:27 pm
Why are there apostrophes in "Aces & Eights"? What are they possessing?
lgvernon - May 20, 2014, 12:59 pm

Love this graphic! You're posting some fine designs! 5L

Six Degree's Of Separation -

Playing The Dating Game -

Supersized Jack Daniels -

Serial Dating -

Love And Other Drugs -

Boys Don't Cry -

TAGS: cou*** dating sites experience cry
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 15, 2014, 5:17 pm
Well she ain't no cou***...she's graduated to Puma by now!
GaryO - February 15, 2014, 4:59 pm
Well…..shyt……just realized my high school *** ed tutor is now eighty some years old…..gotta be mighty weathered by now….probably….I wonder…..
MissPriss - February 15, 2014, 4:29 pm
Greeny - February 15, 2014, 2:30 pm

electronic romance -

internet dating -

accomodating -

An Affair To Remember -

My Chemical Romance -

TAGS: viagra greybeard dating drugs ***
Rating: 4.91/5

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Greybeard - May 18, 2014, 9:37 pm
Ha Ha Ha. Poster is based on hearsay only. :)
lgvernon - May 18, 2014, 7:33 pm

rerun - May 18, 2014, 5:54 pm

This may cause your heart to race....not that I would know.

Restless Heart -

TAGS: love dating marriage life memories
Rating: 4.89/5

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GaryO - October 4, 2014, 8:53 am
The very best. The cold, uninviting stark contrast depicts a circumstance, a mood, like none other.
Greybeard - October 4, 2014, 8:00 am
Black and white fotos are the best :)
Reality Lord - October 4, 2014, 7:28 am

LOL%...well i gotta admit you have most excellent taste in your choice of ph**ographs. LOLOLOLOL5

Still Cryin' -


RELATIVITY - When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

the dating game -


TAGS: relationship eharmony dating
Rating: 4.78/5

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crankyhead - October 6, 2010, 9:05 am



TAGS: dating
Rating: 4.75/5

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LET'S GO OUT SOMETIME - "I know this little hole-in-the-wall place..."


TAGS: finland dating hope love
Rating: 4.27/5

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agdaniele - March 8, 2011, 7:46 pm
I've got so many more that are actually offensive. I'm having trouble determining what part of this is bad. I don't care... but I'm intrigued.
spacedog - March 8, 2011, 5:15 pm
This must have hit too close to home for spesh1L-beth. Kind of feel sad for fat middle aged h***ers.
bethharvey - March 8, 2011, 10:02 am
bethharvey - March 8, 2011, 10:01 am
you f***ing spesshhh


TAGS: february calendar devil online dating
Rating: 4.21/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 11, 2012, 7:54 pm
That was my best stuff today. I'm mortified it is underappreciated (nooot). I'll have to get back to online dating now. Muahahahaha... :)



TAGS: its intimidating when or if it heals
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

corbett06 - August 4, 2010, 11:05 pm
im glad im not the only one to have seen the show...its pretty good
temp - October 8, 2009, 9:36 pm
That is an awesome show! She's doable with the scars (healed up of course) and without.


TAGS: dating
Rating: 3.45/5

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TAGS: dating inner animal
Rating: 3/5

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David A - January 12, 2010, 9:56 am
And adds to the outer beast also.


ONLINE DATING SERVICES - On average, successful relationships only happen three out of five times.

BLIND DATES - You never can be too sure.

TAGS: blind dating
Rating: 2.15/5

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LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 9:26 am
Now or later? Now or later? Man I HATE these kinds of questions...I can just never make up my mind! OKay...Now. NO! LATER! Awww dammit, just surprise us!
bloke - April 27, 2009, 11:30 pm
she is to ugly for slander
statelawinves - April 27, 2009, 11:22 pm
Would your site like a slander suit now or later?
statelawinves - April 27, 2009, 11:20 pm
This image violates someones rights as gossip and should therefore be removed. Thanks.
statelawinve - April 27, 2009, 11:19 pm
This image violates someones rights as gossip and should e removed.
bOB Chin - February 26, 2009, 5:46 pm
Well.. She doesn't have a cane or a service dog, so I'm thinking see can see, but if I saw her coming as a blind date, I'd be sure to make pretend I had CP and move on.


TAGS: joke santa map time dating playboy
Rating: 1.95/5

Dating Tips -

TAGS: pzy tank dating woman loud
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - October 6, 2015, 11:47 am
Nice Tank .

About Last Night -

TAGS: love dating marriage karma luck
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - September 25, 2015, 10:35 pm
Stopping by for a visit :)
MissPriss - September 25, 2015, 2:04 pm
At least you get a reply...sigh. I've been away so maybe a welcome back Grey or have you been around for a while? Either way a 5er hun!

All The Right Moves -

TAGS: dating love relationship sarcasm breakup
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 3, 2015, 12:32 am
Grab a whip and make him a sub..... the credit for this joke goes to a felloe motifaker. It may have been Cern, I don't remember for sure...

A Man -

TAGS: men women dating beauty standards
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 16, 2015, 5:19 pm
Life can be trying for the amateur gynecologist...I hear.
blesic - July 16, 2015, 11:10 am
Very funny.
blesic - July 16, 2015, 11:10 am
Thank you very much.
mizzdizz - July 16, 2015, 6:29 am
Okay, I'm not paranoid. The evil symbol fairy, who is also in charge of auto-correct, really IS out to get me! I wonder if I can get away with the childish term 'nakey' instead of n****?
mizzdizz - July 16, 2015, 6:25 am
I am finally a victim of auto-correct! ***bles? WTF? Auto-correct is my wurst enema!
mizzdizz - July 16, 2015, 6:23 am
LOL! He just wants to see something n****...oh, and b o o b I e s, MEN! rolling eyes! 5 LOL lions

D.A.D.D. -

TAGS: dads against daughters dating
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 19, 2015, 10:18 pm
...and grandchildren just appear out of thin air.

Country Folk -

Pins And Needles -

The 3 Shortest Words -

Discouragement -

gamers -

TAGS: dating
Rating: 4.75/5

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mizzdizz - August 19, 2015, 5:55 pm
"Bachelor #1,What is your favorite color and why?" I wonder if the answers are still just as hilariously stupid?? LOL! Looks like Cousin It just returned from S.E. Louisiana!!! LOL! 5 LOL lions, twice!