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Dating Demotivational Poster


RULE #4 -


TAGS: daughter dating father rules
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:22 pm, #244663
the notches in the chokes is a Browning thing, so i`d guess its a Browning...
dragonjimm - May 11, 2012, 8:19 pm, #234495
note the chokes in the end. denotes a quality sporting gun.the guy probably shoots skeet, so running wont help.
GaryO - May 11, 2012, 9:24 am, #234477
I agree, spy, but if the ol’ man is anything like I was, he’s got his foot on the lad’s neck, giving it the appearance of a side by side. Either way, it’s a convincing tool. 5L for the memories, Bruzilla. Cheers.
spypengen - May 11, 2012, 8:25 am, #234476
side by side configuration looks better than the over under configuration above but 5L anyway
SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 8:17 pm, #234466
5L for wholehearted approval. I have a pretty daughter. And a 12 gauge.


DADD - nuff said


TAGS: dadd dad s against daughters dating
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by slurzup

slurzup - December 9, 2011, 6:13 pm, #226487
sorry to hear!
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 9:21 pm, #224911
D: I want my dad to join.


MAKE AN INFORMED DECISION -


TAGS: dad daughter dating loaded trigger
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by timmey

M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 11:08 am, #231279
The sound of a soft pack being mounted... bullet chain being entered into the rifle... top cover closing... *click-click* Nighty night son... my M249 just got off of 5afety
carebear - March 13, 2012, 11:06 am, #231226
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 11:01 am, #231225

I prefer my old satin nickel Colt Model 1911, .45ACP. Actioning the slide has such a crisp, authoritative sound, don't you think? But then I do have that 870 with the entry stock on it,, but it never goes with my outfit, and I worry I'll break a nail.
carebear - March 12, 2012, 12:29 pm, #231110
(carebear BANNED)
artic - March 10, 2012, 2:50 am, #230970
12 Gauge 3" Magnum 385 Grain Power Point Tip Slug. He wont be getting up with one of these to the chest
WellThatSucked - March 1, 2012, 3:39 pm, #230451
got a few bullets caught in my shoulder but i did it
carebear - March 1, 2012, 12:30 pm, #230424
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - March 1, 2012, 11:28 am, #230416
12 Gauge. 3", #4 buck.
carebear - February 29, 2012, 10:55 pm, #230398
(carebear BANNED)
WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 7:16 pm, #230387
challenge accepted


EX-GIRLFRIEND -




1st Date -




WARNING TO ALL WOMEN - Don't date morons.


TAGS: fool dating stupid funny notes
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by paulosportivo

livegrape - September 4, 2011, 9:50 pm, #223939
how does this relate to le5bo's?
the1stCOMMI3 - September 4, 2011, 5:06 pm, #223921
don't forget, women can be le5bo!


FATEFULNESS - We told you not to cheat on her. Did you listen? No. Is it to late to run? Yes.


TAGS: sniper cheating dating
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by VladTepes3

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:50 am, #250014
Honey, does this .50 caliber sniper rifle make me look fat?
Bardon - October 15, 2010, 4:26 am, #198401
Did you mean "Faithfulness" or am I missing something - which I gladly concede may well be the case.
VladTepes3 - October 14, 2010, 9:10 pm, #198327
how do i bost the contrast? (sorry, but i'm pretty new to this)
ICEMAN - October 14, 2010, 6:48 pm, #198300
I'll give it a 4 on the caption. If you run, you just die tired.
Reality Lord - October 14, 2010, 6:43 pm, #198299

if you can't find a better pic try bumping the contrast up a bit....but only if its like a really killer pic.
VladTepes3 - October 14, 2010, 6:40 pm, #198297
son of a bi- .... it didn't look pixeleated in the preveiw... sorry.
Faceplant31 - October 14, 2010, 6:39 pm, #198295
I tried to tell you to find a better pic but instead you just found another pixelated one. 3L is the best you will get for this


TIP #3 -


TAGS: internet crazy dating
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Soulcatcher78 - April 18, 2014, 11:13 pm, #254379
Nice use of my image :) http://soulcatcher78.deviantart.com/art/OMFG-35720488
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:35 pm, #247267
Yep, a guy with a job AND a car... That is pure gold up here.
Greeny - July 2, 2013, 6:57 pm, #247255
You’re just underestimating your irresistibility
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:07 am, #247240
I had to block her just so the messages would stop after she threatened to block me and I did not respond. (le sigh)
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:07 am, #247239
The other was half insane, desperate, super needy, demanding, and jealous after chatting for only 3 days. Thank the Gods for giving me the intelligence to spot it before meeting. The moment I asked her to stop messaging me, she blew a gasket.
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:04 am, #247238
I was giving it another go on the online scene. I met one cool person and went out for a beer to escape the heat and had a great conversation a few days ago.
GaryO - July 2, 2013, 9:05 am, #247232
Geeezus! Haven’t been there, but now somehow feel I have.
Reality Lord - July 2, 2013, 8:22 am, #247229

been there.....omg....soooooo true.


IT NEVER SAID - for how long




6 Ft Under -


TAGS: life death dating marriage regret
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

EmilioDumphque - August 1, 2014, 10:40 am, #255954
...but everybody looks both ways before crossing the street.


RUN AWAY RUN AWAY -




FIRST DATE -


TAGS: monkey dating
Rating: 4.77/5

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agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 2:09 am, #199574
Well done.


A History Of Violence -




INTERNET DATING - it makes me lol




FRIEND ZONED - I want a man who's as handsome as you As kind as you, as funny as you, as smart as you Who's not you




GENETICS -


TAGS: life time woman joke check mom dating daughter fantasy ***y eyes beauty
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by giulio

Joshy8632 - November 16, 2009, 2:25 pm, #136993
WHICH IS WHICH!
SVT - October 16, 2009, 5:18 pm, #127292
why pick? go for both.
bastian - October 15, 2009, 6:49 am, #126907
i'd pick the mom
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 6:06 pm, #126792
Great Minds think alike.#63538
CANADA - October 14, 2009, 3:27 pm, #126780
True! but im still more of a "Live the moment" type a guy


HIDDEN FACETS -


TAGS: clone war dating personality change end
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Reality Lord - December 1, 2010, 7:23 am, #204961

nice.


BLIND DATES -


TAGS: dating humor
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - January 14, 2012, 6:33 pm, #227598

They just both look so disgruntled, it was the first thing that came to mind.
jig - January 14, 2012, 4:49 pm, #227590
The loudest lol of my day.


IM BRINGING GANGSTER BACK - and i kept my pants up and everything.




CONNECTION FAILED -


TAGS: anime dating life reality
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Benlulz - January 21, 2011, 11:28 am, #210458
5L's, picture + comment this one.
jameswnash - January 20, 2011, 11:43 pm, #210432
lmao 5 tentacles!
Airman - January 20, 2011, 4:22 pm, #210377
nice


TAKING THE MASK OFF -


TAGS: dating fun
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Airman

Hicktown - June 24, 2011, 11:36 am, #220479
Unleash the inner bea5t


ALONE - Sure there are other fish in the sea, but I'm a human. And I'm not into beastiality.


TAGS: alone dating animals
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by VladTepes3

culos - October 15, 2010, 5:42 pm, #198470
if you think that's disturbing wait till you get to know Moo+ a little better....
VladTepes3 - October 15, 2010, 5:31 pm, #198464
....disturbing
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 5:20 pm, #198462
LOL!! that's our Mooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2010, 5:15 pm, #198459
Hey Sailor!
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 4:55 pm, #198452
he is...
VladTepes3 - October 15, 2010, 4:42 pm, #198451
I prefer a nice, cute, queit, masochist girl. (human of course)
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 3:29 pm, #198441
you say that now, but you haven't met our resident cow......yet


JEWISH DATABASE FOR DATING - Really? Because I didn't think that Jewish people liked to be on lists. -Adam Sandler




Conflicted -


TAGS: conflicted racist undead dating species
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

concern3 - November 30, 2014, 5:29 am, #258438
Fabulous a 5er
spacedog - July 1, 2013, 12:11 pm, #247207
HA! I'm innocent...ish. It's international space, meaning no rules. (Clever run of posters Ism. Very funny 5tuff.)
Reality Lord - July 1, 2013, 7:51 am, #247200

we have begun a "free the rerun" campaign....all donations accepted.


WHATS LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT -




SPEED DATING -


TAGS: hammy goats dating
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

Hawamleh - September 8, 2011, 9:09 am, #224080
Yummy :D
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 9:30 pm, #224069
Poor Hammy, goat5 'ar' Us
GySgt1811 - September 7, 2011, 9:21 pm, #224068
Looks like a field expedient, bio-based mine clearing op to me. (Wake up the cooks.)
TheLeprechaun - September 7, 2011, 8:40 pm, #224065
I could tell stories about what I saw the Somalis do to them, but it is too much...even for Motifake After Dark.


PERFECT RELATIONSHIP - I need a woman who loves me for my money, and who is bad at math.


TAGS: dating money
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - February 14, 2013, 2:11 am, #243466
All is good, brother. Just extremely busy. Hope all is well with you.
Reality Lord - February 12, 2013, 5:53 am, #243414

lolz...nice to see you wtfo. all good man?


D.A.D.D. -


TAGS: dads against daughters dating
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by demon001

thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 31, 2014, 10:59 am, #252562
That's right! If he thinks otherwise he's in for a surprise.


LAST BUT NOT LEAST -




ONLINE DATING - Distance is to love like wind is to fire... it extinguishes the small and kindles the great!


TAGS: online dating love
Rating: 4.9/5

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forseti - February 11, 2012, 12:38 pm, #229355
very nice!


WAITING FOR HER TO SAY YES -


TAGS: camping creepy dating occupy patience
Rating: 4.68/5

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Reality Lord - January 12, 2012, 5:43 pm, #227521

n1


INTERNET DATING - I am athletic, passionate, and hung like a horse. I like walks on the beach.. Never reply to an ad without a picture.




ETIQUETTE -


TAGS: gentleman dating prudence courtesy finesse
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 1:24 pm, #187340
Call me!
spacedog - August 1, 2010, 1:15 pm, #187338
Love it Aggy. It's always about lubrication. 5L


DATING SITES - What you see is not always what you get


TAGS: ugly dating sites marraige matchmaker
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

Krissie - July 22, 2009, 1:51 am, #98199
sorry, but the ph**oshopping on this is terrible...


PLETHORA -


TAGS: internet dating warning psycho fishy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

spacedog - July 3, 2013, 6:05 pm, #247311
5 catch and releases.


WANTED -




Another Woman's Treasure -


TAGS: exes women leftovers dating
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 4, 2014, 1:55 am, #251903
A sammich only a man could appreciate?
Greeny - January 3, 2014, 4:21 pm, #251885
Mmmmm... banana & mayo


The Butchers Wife -


TAGS: surgery marriage dating violence amputation
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

ughomer - July 12, 2014, 8:00 am, #255688
Hah!!


STRANGERS WHEN WE MET -




SILICON VALLEY NET WORTH - Remember when you said you wouldn't go out with him for a million bucks? Well...




WHEN LOVE AND DATING COLLIDE -




DEJA MOO -


TAGS: deja vu dating marraige
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

ICEMAN - September 9, 2012, 1:04 am, #239041
Especially if it's from a Canuckian.


MY LAST (AND FINAL) INTERNET HOOK-UP - Drove to the BP, gassed-up and drove her home


TAGS: dating servie fail
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by ughomer

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2014, 10:35 am, #255268
Look5 as if she emerged from BP spill.


SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT -




EVIL -




PROBABILITIES - The universe laughs at them




PLANNING -


TAGS: dating choice embrace amateur
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Cubbybear - November 2, 2010, 1:10 pm, #200729
Story of my life...LOL!


SURPRISE SEX -


TAGS: dating monkey evil memories
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by pointer

Reality Lord - January 10, 2011, 1:18 pm, #209559

aka...roofies?


DADDY'S LITTLE PRINCESS - He's here to pick her up


TAGS: princess women dating
Rating: 2.12/5

More motifakes by philup ontacos

lolatthisknob - May 19, 2009, 1:38 am, #80831
I dont wonder WHY people do it, thats easy - they are f***in attention wh***s who got picked on at school and had no friends. This guy obviously thinks hes fugly and cant get any worse, and is a fag - so hey, why not make myself a bigger freak.
Shelby - January 8, 2009, 8:16 pm, #50557
I've always wondered about these people.... How do they shave?!?!??
LogicDude - January 4, 2009, 6:19 pm, #49252
*will FOLLOW*
LogicDude - January 4, 2009, 6:19 pm, #49251
All he'll get at my house is a .45 ACP round to the face...and NO, that metal crap won't deflect the bullet...although it follow it through his head.
Scorpio7 - January 4, 2009, 5:36 pm, #49249
The only way this dude would ever get NEAR my daughter (if I had one), is if he was ALSO attending my funeral.


ONLINE DATING - On the Internet... no one knows that you are a dog


TAGS: dogs internet dating
Rating: 1.57/5


Sex In The City -


TAGS: love dating marriage *** gambling
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

ughomer - September 1, 2014, 12:28 pm, #256526
2 funny!
GaryO - September 1, 2014, 8:42 am, #256524
Heh heh


Dancing With Wolves -


TAGS: dancing *** enemy marriage dating
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - July 11, 2014, 10:50 pm, #255685
LMAO. Thank you :)
GaryO - July 11, 2014, 9:16 pm, #255681
Well, that does it. That cartoon wench has turned me into a horn dog…..’scuse me...........well, shyt. I’ve got the attention of a gold fish. Rather unnerving. Dang thing keeps starin’ at me.


BARS -




The Laws Of Attraction -




What's Love Got To Do With It -




Ace's & Eight's -


TAGS: drinking alcohol amazon partying dating
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - May 21, 2014, 11:27 pm, #254927
Thanks for all the support. The inspiration for the poster was just the thought of a non-alcoholic version of beer goggles leaving the person wearing them a dead man. :)
GaryO - May 21, 2014, 1:52 pm, #254922
Well, they do make me a tad moist....
steve1961 - May 21, 2014, 1:38 pm, #254921
Admit it...my tactlessness and discourtesy is what you love about me, G.
GaryO - May 21, 2014, 9:03 am, #254918
Heh, Emilio can’t help but call ‘em how he sees ‘em. It’s his pragmatic slant that has made me more attentive to verbiage. It’s appreciated.
GaryO - May 21, 2014, 9:02 am, #254917
Greybeard, you are a class act. There are two members here of whom their tact and courtesy come thru, and quite naturally. That’s maoworks2 and you, Mr Greybeard. Thank you for gracing this site.
Greybeard - May 21, 2014, 1:08 am, #254915
Whoops. Apologies for the grammar mistake. Thank you for the critique. :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 20, 2014, 10:06 pm, #254911
Can you lay off the spelling critique? No one enjoys that.
EmilioDumphque - May 20, 2014, 6:27 pm, #254904
Why are there apostrophes in "Aces & Eights"? What are they possessing?
lgvernon - May 20, 2014, 12:59 pm, #254895

Love this graphic! You're posting some fine designs! 5L


Six Degree's Of Separation -




Playing The Dating Game -




Supersized Jack Daniels -




Serial Dating -




Boys Don't Cry -


TAGS: cou*** dating sites experience cry
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 15, 2014, 5:17 pm, #252975
Well she ain't no cou***...she's graduated to Puma by now!
GaryO - February 15, 2014, 4:59 pm, #252973
Well…..shyt……just realized my high school *** ed tutor is now eighty some years old…..gotta be mighty weathered by now….probably….I wonder…..
MissPriss - February 15, 2014, 4:29 pm, #252970
Teehee!
Greeny - February 15, 2014, 2:30 pm, #252967
HA!


electronic romance -




Love And Other Drugs -




internet dating -




accomodating -




An Affair To Remember -




My Chemical Romance -


TAGS: viagra greybeard dating drugs ***
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - May 18, 2014, 9:37 pm, #254863
Ha Ha Ha. Poster is based on hearsay only. :)
lgvernon - May 18, 2014, 7:33 pm, #254859

Hmmmmmm...
rerun - May 18, 2014, 5:54 pm, #254848

This may cause your heart to race....not that I would know.


Restless Heart -


TAGS: love dating marriage life memories
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

GaryO - October 4, 2014, 8:53 am, #256896
The very best. The cold, uninviting stark contrast depicts a circumstance, a mood, like none other.
Greybeard - October 4, 2014, 8:00 am, #256895
Black and white fotos are the best :)
Reality Lord - October 4, 2014, 7:28 am, #256893

LOL%...well i gotta admit you have most excellent taste in your choice of ph**ographs. LOLOLOLOL5


Every 9 Seconds -


TAGS: patience dating google b**** slap
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

MissPriss - August 12, 2014, 8:37 pm, #256178
Yep.


BLIND DATES -




RELATIVITY - When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.




Still Cryin' -




the dating game -




ZOMBIEBAIT -


TAGS: relationship eharmony dating
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

crankyhead - October 6, 2010, 9:05 am, #196940
LOL!


WHEN HARRY MET TRANNY -




INTERNET DATING -


TAGS: dating
Rating: 4.75/5

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STRATEGY -




LOVE -




LET'S GO OUT SOMETIME - "I know this little hole-in-the-wall place..."




COVERING BASES -


TAGS: finland dating hope love
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - March 8, 2011, 7:46 pm, #213822
I've got so many more that are actually offensive. I'm having trouble determining what part of this is bad. I don't care... but I'm intrigued.
spacedog - March 8, 2011, 5:15 pm, #213811
This must have hit too close to home for spesh1L-beth. Kind of feel sad for fat middle aged h***ers.
bethharvey - March 8, 2011, 10:02 am, #213789
f***
bethharvey - March 8, 2011, 10:01 am, #213788
you f***ing spesshhh


YOU DATE THE DEVIL ON YOUR OWN PAROLE. -


TAGS: february calendar devil online dating
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by BeNiceToMe

BeNiceToMe - February 11, 2012, 7:54 pm, #229378
That was my best stuff today. I'm mortified it is underappreciated (nooot). I'll have to get back to online dating now. Muahahahaha... :)


CATFIGHT OVER DINNER -




TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK -


TAGS: its intimidating when or if it heals
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

corbett06 - August 4, 2010, 11:05 pm, #187722
im glad im not the only one to have seen the show...its pretty good
temp - October 8, 2009, 9:36 pm, #124919
That is an awesome show! She's doable with the scars (healed up of course) and without.


ISP DATING -


TAGS: dating
Rating: 3.45/5

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NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM DATE -


TAGS: dating inner animal
Rating: 3/5

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David A - January 12, 2010, 9:56 am, #152388
And adds to the outer beast also.


KEYBOARDCAT.COM -




ONLINE DATING SERVICES - On average, successful relationships only happen three out of five times.




BLIND DATES - You never can be too sure.


TAGS: blind dating
Rating: 2.15/5

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LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 9:26 am, #76112
Now or later? Now or later? Man I HATE these kinds of questions...I can just never make up my mind! OKay...Now. NO! LATER! Awww dammit, just surprise us!
bloke - April 27, 2009, 11:30 pm, #76013
she is to ugly for slander
statelawinves - April 27, 2009, 11:22 pm, #76011
Would your site like a slander suit now or later?
statelawinves - April 27, 2009, 11:20 pm, #76010
This image violates someones rights as gossip and should therefore be removed. Thanks.
statelawinve - April 27, 2009, 11:19 pm, #76009
This image violates someones rights as gossip and should e removed.
bOB Chin - February 26, 2009, 5:46 pm, #62050
Well.. She doesn't have a cane or a service dog, so I'm thinking see can see, but if I saw her coming as a blind date, I'd be sure to make pretend I had CP and move on.


DATING -


TAGS: joke santa map time dating playboy
Rating: 1.95/5


A Man -


TAGS: men women dating beauty standards
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by blesic

EmilioDumphque - July 16, 2015, 5:19 pm, #262021
Life can be trying for the amateur gynecologist...I hear.
blesic - July 16, 2015, 11:10 am, #262016
Very funny.
blesic - July 16, 2015, 11:10 am, #262015
Thank you very much.
mizzdizz - July 16, 2015, 6:29 am, #262013
Okay, I'm not paranoid. The evil symbol fairy, who is also in charge of auto-correct, really IS out to get me! I wonder if I can get away with the childish term 'nakey' instead of n****?
mizzdizz - July 16, 2015, 6:25 am, #262012
I am finally a victim of auto-correct! ***bles? WTF? Auto-correct is my wurst enema!
mizzdizz - July 16, 2015, 6:23 am, #262011
LOL! He just wants to see something n****...oh, and b o o b I e s, MEN! rolling eyes! 5 LOL lions


D.A.D.D. -


TAGS: dads against daughters dating
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

EmilioDumphque - July 19, 2015, 10:18 pm, #262054
...and grandchildren just appear out of thin air.


Country Folk -




Discouragement -




gamers -


TAGS: dating
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

mizzdizz - August 19, 2015, 5:55 pm, #262407
"Bachelor #1,What is your favorite color and why?" I wonder if the answers are still just as hilariously stupid?? LOL! Looks like Cousin It just returned from S.E. Louisiana!!! LOL! 5 LOL lions, twice!


Christianmingle -


TAGS: christian atheism dating singles
Rating: 4.55/5

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mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:47 am, #259804
ROTFL!!! Join and be judged! The extreme Christian Right. Every bit as destructive in their own way, as any other extreme fundamentalists. You can destroy lives without killing. Yup. I went there. Oops. 5L! Bonus points for coming from 'Jesus Wept' !!
JesusWept - February 5, 2015, 7:14 am, #259764
Thanks :)
Oldsod - February 5, 2015, 6:19 am, #259763
Oh...that's so wrong, I don't even know how to properly respond! 5'd
GaryO - February 4, 2015, 11:44 pm, #259757
HAH!


Third Date -


TAGS: dating men women mistake regret
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Onegin

Onegin - August 4, 2015, 10:20 am, #262253
Call me Princess so that I may explore my feminine side.
steve1961 - August 4, 2015, 12:35 am, #262249
So are you a king or a princess, Your Majesty? What should we call you?
Onegin - August 3, 2015, 11:35 pm, #262248
Certainly. I always try to appease my subjects. You may sing.
steve1961 - August 3, 2015, 3:16 pm, #262245
I guess so...:) As long as your Grace stays civil and polite to others here, I'll sing your praises, too...Deal?
Onegin - August 3, 2015, 12:03 pm, #262244
I guess my public must shout my praises even more loudly, from the rooftops even! After all, I do deserve it.
steve1961 - August 2, 2015, 3:45 pm, #262237
How are you*
steve1961 - August 2, 2015, 3:45 pm, #262236
Of course. I know arrogance and I also know someone trying to find their voice. But how are going to hear all the praise if you are shouting over it?
Onegin - August 2, 2015, 8:17 am, #262233
Well, thank you for your praise. I'll put it alongside the rest of the compliments I get every day.
GaryO - August 2, 2015, 7:44 am, #262232
Boy, Steve, that's a grand observation. However, turns out this puke is just delusional. No need to belabor. No cure or help for that.
steve1961 - August 2, 2015, 3:04 am, #262230
True stars never need to tell people how much they shine...People who are great at what they do have other people tell them that they are great...
Onegin - August 1, 2015, 10:47 pm, #262228
Certainly. It seems very chummy.
Onegin - August 1, 2015, 10:45 pm, #262227
My arrogance is very deserved. And don't brood. You are no longer jealous, only foolish.
steve1961 - August 1, 2015, 11:23 am, #262222
Well, that's eerie...
spacedog - August 1, 2015, 7:02 am, #262212
73032
steve1961 - August 1, 2015, 6:36 am, #262210
Yvw...and thank you...I'm glad to have your kind of personality here...It's needed like fresh blood to a shark...A very sarcastic shark...but you're a friend...Mind if I call you "Chum"?
GaryO - August 1, 2015, 4:02 am, #262208
Heh, this is laughable. I’m gonna venture to say Onion here is a spoof member, a long time veteran posing as a noob. Awright, party’s ovary...you can come out now.
mizzdizz - August 1, 2015, 2:26 am, #262207
someone else. Your arrogance is appalling. I don't have time for that crap rookie. Maybe someone else will help you out. I'm done.
mizzdizz - August 1, 2015, 2:18 am, #262206
1gin, This is my last comment to you. I don't care how many bars I use to make it. First, controversy gets you instantly on the h o t list because of the # of comments generated. I know you're going to say I'm just jealous. So I say farewell. Talk to some
Onegin - July 31, 2015, 10:48 pm, #262191
Nothing can ruin my posters. They're works of art.
Onegin - July 31, 2015, 10:48 pm, #262190
It is funny. You're just jealous too.
Onegin - July 31, 2015, 10:47 pm, #262189
Gee, thanks.
mizzdizz - July 31, 2015, 5:21 pm, #262187
In this poster, you've got two different people talking. Naming them works. In the Carla posters, you've only got one person talking. Naming them is distracting and ruins the poster.
mizzdizz - July 31, 2015, 5:09 pm, #262185
In order to be really funny, the joke needs to match the action in the ph**o. He's obviously NOT talking booger no matter how hard you try. Go ahead. Try again rookie. This one ALMOST works.
steve1961 - July 31, 2015, 4:40 pm, #262181
Nah? As in no? Okee Dokee...Just remember, I did say "Peace" but some people just gotta say "Nah"...I love those kinda people...
Onegin - July 31, 2015, 8:15 am, #262180
Nah.
Onegin - July 31, 2015, 8:15 am, #262179
Nah!
steve1961 - July 30, 2015, 12:50 pm, #262170
Technically, it would be envy not jealousy and I would take Gary's advice,. The guy's been at this a long time. He has nothing to be envious about. The guy could show us all a thing or to. Please show him the respect that is his due. Peace.
Onegin - July 30, 2015, 9:50 am, #262169
Jealousy will avail you nothing.
GaryO - July 30, 2015, 12:01 am, #262166
Onegin, these last four posters have been pure torture. ICEMAN would have crucified you. Git off the obvious and bump it up.


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